公布自己单身的酷句子 高傲证明单身的句子带字图片

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公布自己单身的酷句子 高傲证明单身的句子带字图片

1、后天想和对象去看电影，有什么好的对象推荐一下吗？



I want to go to the cinema with my partner the day after tomorrow. Do you have any good ones to recommend?



2、爱情可以晚点到，但外卖不行。



Love can be late, but take away is not.          



3、有人收闲置宝贝吗，反正我闲着也是闲着。



Is there anyone to take the idle baby? Anyway, I\“m also idle.



4、有需要电灯泡的吗，吃不吃饭不重要，主要是想近距离看看爱情。



Do you need a light bulb? It\“s not important to eat or not. It\“s mainly to have a close look at love.          



5、今年过节不收礼，收礼只收男朋友。



This year, we don\“t accept gifts at festivals. We only accept boyfriends.



6、白白胖胖，脱单无望。



White fat, take off single hopeless.          



7、电影不敢一个人看，火锅不敢一个人吃，因为怕孤单，只能一个人在家打游戏。



I dare not watch the movie alone, and I dare not eat the hotpot alone, because I am afraid of loneliness, I can only play games at home alone.



8、声明一下，我不是不谈恋爱，我是没人要。



To be clear, I\“m not in love. I don\“t want anyone.          



9、别人一谈对象谈三年，我一句谈吗问三年。



When someone talks about the subject for three years, do I ask three years.



10、我决定今天玩一整天的连连看，消灭一对是一对。



I decided to play all day long today, eliminating a pair is a pair.          



11、今年的主要任务：脱单。



This year\“s main task: get rid of orders.



12、就是因为没有男朋友监督，管不住嘴的我体重蹭蹭往上涨。



It\“s just because I couldn\“t control my boyfriend, and I couldn\“t control my weight.          



13、请问大家的对象都是哪里领得，需要什么手续资料？



Excuse me, where do you get all the objects and what formalities are needed?



14、我的第二杯半价什么时候出现啊，一个人喝两杯实在有点撑。



When will my second cup half price appear? It\“s a little too much to drink two drinks alone.          



15、长期招男朋友，不招长期男朋友。



Long term boyfriend, not long-term boyfriend.



16、全世界都是恋爱的酸臭，只有我散发着单身女人的清香。



The whole world is the sour smell of love. Only I exude the fragrance of single women.    



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   



   






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